The reason men are so awful is because some woman has spoiled them.

Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.

It ain’t dying I’m talking about, it’s living. I doubt it matters where you die, but it matters where you live.” ~spoken by Augustus McCrae

I don't see how being married could be any worse than listening to you talk for twenty years, but that still ain't much of a recommendation for it.

Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime.

If a warrior lacked wisdom, courage alone would not keep him alive for long.

Listening to women ain't the fashion in this part of the country.