I suppose you set up reading the Good Book all night-spoken by Woodrow Call

A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.

I once owned a collection of 77 novels that won the Pulitzer. The only good novel of the bunch was The Grapes of Wrath.

I remember that the single most vicious letter I ever read was the letter Hemingway wrote Scribners when they asked him to give a blurb for From Here to Eternity. It's there, in the Selected Letters for all to read, an example of a once great writer at his very worst. I doubt that he ever forgave Scribners for publishing James Jones in the first place. War, as Hemingway saw it, belonged to him.

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.

Razzy was insulting me silently somehow.