You can scare off a lot of cowboys just by looking mean, I guess.

It's a fine world, though rich in hardships at times.

I'm glad I've been wrong enough to keep in practice. . . You can't avoid it, you've got to learn to handle it. If you only come face to face with your own mistakes once or twice in your life it's bound to be extra painful. I face mine every day--that way they ain't usually much worse than a dry shave.

But the English are different, and they don't know how to be other than different.

There isn't a thought in my head I care to be alone with for more than five minutes.

Americans don't want cowboys to be gay.

People would be bored shitless if they had to love only the good in someone they care about.