Anything beats an expensive stack of paper.

And every friend I've got has been writing Mars stories. It was pretty clear I'd never catch up.

One mark of a good officer, he remembered, was the ability to make quick decisions. If they happen to be right, so much the better.

Hopeless causes are the only ones worth fighting for. The fight for the taxpayer is the most hopeless of them all.

We're looking as far ahead as we can, and we don't get penalized for mistakes.

That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.

If one must explain a magic trick, one should do so after the show is over.