Hopeless causes are the only ones worth fighting for. The fight for the taxpayer is the most hopeless of them all.
Larry NivenOnce every hundred years, the Los Angeles smog rolls away for a single night, leaving the air as clean as interstellar space. That way the gods can see if Los Angeles is still there. If it is, they roll the smog back so they won't have to look at it.
Larry Niven