The Product of Freedom and Security is a constant (F X S = k). Giving up freedom for security is beginning to look naive.

The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.

That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.

Hopeless causes are the only ones worth fighting for. The fight for the taxpayer is the most hopeless of them all.

If one must explain a magic trick, one should do so after the show is over.

The Unexpected always comes at the most awkward times.

And every friend I've got has been writing Mars stories. It was pretty clear I'd never catch up.