Spray a book with insect spray, drop it in a bag, add some mothballs and seal it. Put it in another bag and seal it. Another. The packages piled up on the floor, each a book sealed in four plastic envelopes.

The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.

Anything beats an expensive stack of paper.

The Unexpected always comes at the most awkward times.

Mother Nature doesn't care if you're having fun.

Anything that can go wrong, will

Never fire a laser at a mirror.