A lot of science started off as magic, where people were burned at the stake for doing science basically.

I started as a standup comic and an actor.

You could be a music prodigy at age 4, like Mozart, but you can't be a writing prodigy.

I don't care if my opinion falls on the right or the left. I'm more of what I call a passionate centrist. I just believe what I believe. I'm not trying to prove anything for the right or the left. Which gives me freedom to make jokes about either side, too.

Catholic and Jew - it's very closely related, a lot of holidays, a lot of guilt, a lot of the same things going on.

I do believe that the Mormon Church is at kind of an awakening, in two different ways: More people are becoming aware of it, and it's becoming a force to be reckoned with. There's a lot of Mormon converts globally.

You go, dark energy! Go on, dark matter. They don't understand you, dark matter. They don't get you.