Tanning is tricky, because a lot of people just look orange.
That's my favorite food group: donut. I love the donut.
Ask "why" until there is no more "why."
I've always thought that I'm sexy in my own right, but not in a way that people thought was bankable.
I crave a cone of silence every once in while.
My family is from the South, and I can remember all those ladies I grew up with, like my great-aunts, who had handkerchiefs. There's something sweet about them.