I was shaking all over, and it wasn't from the vampire. Memories have teeth, too.

Edward smiled, I smiled, even Bernardo smiled. Olaf just looked sinister.

Who hit you?" "Why, so you can go beat him up?" "One of the fringe benefits of being my human servant is my protection." "I don't need your protection, Jean-Claude." "He hurt you." "And I shoved a gun into his groin and made him tell me everything he knew," I said.

Different isn't evil, it's just different.

Do you really have the ability to control all types of undead?" Magnus asked. "Can you really make a hundred shoes in a single night?" I asked. Magnus smiled. "Wrong kind of fairie.

People are supposed to fear the unknown, but ignorance is bliss when knowledge is so damn frightening.

By 17, I was submitting to publications and collecting my first rejection slips.