If the eyes are the window to the soul, then Edward's in trouble 'cause no one is home.

It's not the fur or the fangs that make you a monster, not always. Sometimes, it's just where you draw the line.

Because all bad little vampires see me in the end

One of my favorite things about hanging out with the monsters is the healing. Straight humans seemed to get killed on me a lot. Monsters survived. Let's hear it for the monsters.

Important safety tip - never look a vampire in the eye.

Every relationship is messed up. What makes it really perfect is if you still want to be there when things suck.

Remember the three rules of vampire hunting. One: Never, ever look them in the eyes. Two: Never, ever give up your cross. Three: Aim for the head and heart. Even with silver ammo, it won't be a killing blow anywhere else." I felt like a kindergarten teacher sending her kiddies off to a hostile playground. "Don't panic if you get bitten. The bite can be cleansed. As long as they don't mesmerize you with their eyes, you can still fight.