A girl could never have too much jewelry or too much weaponry.

Sometimes it would be nice not to have to do my best. Sometimes it would just be nice not to have a crisis to deal with. - Anita Blake

I am a very linear thinker, so I write beginning to end. I write hundreds of pages per book that never make it into print

Fear will bind you closer than love, or hate, and it works a hell of a lot quicker.

I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?

If you're dressed for my funeral, it's too casual. If it's just street clothes, then you must be scaring the tourists.

Sometimes the greatest wounds are the ones we try the hardest not to inflict.