A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.

Pretend I asked, now answer the question.

Vampires are people too!

Sometimes it would be nice not to have to do my best. Sometimes it would just be nice not to have a crisis to deal with. - Anita Blake

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

Questions are great, but only if you know the answers. If you ask questions and the answers surprise you, you look silly.

We aren't the good guys, Anita. We're the necessary guys. -Edward