I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.
Laurell K. HamiltonJason patted me on the back. โTomorrow night we'll take you out chasing deer.โ โI thought you'd chase cars,โ I said. He grinned. โWhat fun is that? Cars don't bleed.
Laurell K. HamiltonOne thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.
Laurell K. Hamilton