Women may get to wear lots of pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.

An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight.

Some moments are perfect, and then someone comes along and f*cks it up. Ain't it always the way.

There are only two things you can do when you're dressed like Barbie Does Bondage; you can be embarrassed or you can be aggressive. Guess what my choice was.

Theresa strode over to us in a swish of cloth. "Enough of this, animator. He can't do it, so he pays the price. Either leave now, or join us at our...feast." Are you having rare Who-roast-beast?" I asked. What are you talking about?" It's from Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas. You know the part, 'And they'd Feast! Feast! Feast! Feast! Feast! They would feast on Who-pudding and rare Who-roast-beast.'" You are crazy." So I've been told.

Every ruler should strive for his people to love him. But if they cannot love you, then make them fear you. Love is better, but fear will do the job.