You don't smoke do you?" "No, why?" "They're afraid of fire." "Great, we're going to be eaten alive because neither of us smokes." I almost laughed. He sounded so thoroughly disgusted.

You take insult where none is intended, but if you will find insult where none is meant, then perhaps I should try harder to insult on purpose.

If people would write exactly what I wanted to read I wouldn't feel so compelled to write myself

People go away and they don't come back.

Anyone who doesn't believe that the forest is a deadly place has never been lost in one.

In real life I do violence, but for psychic stuff I do other things better.

More sex. We must have more sex.