If you're dressed for my funeral, it's too casual. If it's just street clothes, then you must be scaring the tourists.

I know you can throw holy water on the vampire, but I didn't know you could throw the host." (Sheriff St. John) I had to smile. "They aren't like little holy grenades. I want the host to give to the Quinlans so they can put one at every windowsill, every doorsill." (Anita Blake)

being physically intimidating didn't keep you from getting your feelings hurt. Everyone's heart is the same size.

If they cheat, can I shoot them?

I wasn't afraid of him anymore, because I could smell his fear. You never had to be afraid of anything that was afraid of you.

What is love? Sometimes it's just letting yourself be who and what you are, and letting the person you're supposed to love be who and what he is too. Or maybe what and who they are.

If you have a choice between extra makeup or extra weapons always take the weapons. Just the fact that you're debating between those two choices proves that you're going to need the weapons more.