If you’re alive, don’t move, if you’re dead, don’t worry about it.

When you dance with the devil, it might as well be a devil who can give you your own corner of hell to rule.

Nothing is more appealing than a handsome man who is also uncertain of himself.

Since you won't give me your names I'll call you Thing One and Thing Two.

Questions are great, but only if you know the answers. If you ask questions and the answers surprise you, you look silly.

Sometimes love makes you selfish. Sometimes it makes you stupid. Sometimes it reminds you why you love your gun.

What was I supposed to say?.....did I tell them the Master had the hots for me, so I'd probably be okay? -Anita