If you’re alive, don’t move, if you’re dead, don’t worry about it.

If the eyes are the window to the soul, then Edward's in trouble 'cause no one is home.

My characters surprise me constantly. My characters are like my friends - I can give them advice, but they don't have to take it. If your characters are real, then they surprise you, just like real people

A girl could never have too much jewelry or too much weaponry.

Every relationship is messed up. What makes it really perfect is if you still want to be there when things suck.

I locked the door, for what good it would do me, and went to bed. The Browning Hi-Power was in its second home, a modified holster strapped to the headboard of my bed. The crucifix was cool metal around my neck. I was as safe as I was going to be and almost too tired to care. I took one more thing to bed with me, a stuffed toy penguin named Sigmund. I don't sleep with him often, just every once in a while after someone tries to kill me. Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't.

If they cheat, can I shoot them?