I wanted to wipe the grin off his face with a fist. I resisted the urge. Who says I have no self-control?

Never argue when you're winning.

That's what you get for telling the truth. Someone calls you a liar. Most people will accept a likely lie to an unlikely truth. In fact, they prefer it.

It always amazes me how many women like dangerous men. Men who almost from the moment you meet them, you know are bad news. Me, I prefer my men kinder, gentler, nice. Niceness is highly underrated by most people.

The truth may not set you free, but used carefully, it can confuse the hell out of your enemies.

Maybe you’re not willing to give up a lover who’s colder than you are.

Some issues stay fresh every time you open them up. It's like evil magical Tupperware -- it stays fresh forever.