Neither love nor evil conquers all, but evil cheats more.

No name-calling truly bites deep unless, in some dark part of us, we believe it. If we are confident enough then it is just noise.

You did not bring down two of the royal guard in an unceremonious heap because the woman in the middle tripped.

You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

Some moments are perfect, and then someone comes along and f*cks it up. Ain't it always the way.

A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.

He's not going to shoot us in the back by accident, is he?" Deputy Coltrain asked. I smiled, not sweetly. "He promised not to.