Important safety tip - never look a vampire in the eye.
When you apologize, try not to smile at the same time. It ruins the effect
Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" "I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said. "I rest my case.
If I'd been easily discouraged, I could have been a one-hit wonder
Seventy percent of a first draft is garbage and 30 percent is gold, but you have to write 100 percent to get that 30.
Questions are great, but only if you know the answers. If you ask questions and the answers surprise you, you look silly.