What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in New Orleans, goes home with you.

The true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs." You have to love Anita Blake.

I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all.

The truth may not set you free, but used carefully, it can confuse the hell out of your enemies.

Questions are great, but only if you know the answers. If you ask questions and the answers surprise you, you look silly.

Regrets are about decisions that you know you should have done different.

You don't smoke do you?" "No, why?" "They're afraid of fire." "Great, we're going to be eaten alive because neither of us smokes." I almost laughed. He sounded so thoroughly disgusted.