I love animals, always have, and it seemed natural to help the ASPCA. Animals have no voice of their own, so we have to be that voice

I turned down Halloween parties every year, where people wanted zombies raised at the stroke of midnight or some such nonsense. The scarier my reputation got, the more people wanted me to come be scary for them. I'd told Bert I could always go and threaten to shoot all the partygoers, that'd be scary. Bert had not been amused. But he had stopped asking me to do parties.

A flower may be beautiful all on its own, but a person is never truly beautiful unless someone's eyes show him that he is beautiful.

Would you truly sleep with strangers?" "I don't know, I haven't met the strangers yet.

What was I supposed to say?.....did I tell them the Master had the hots for me, so I'd probably be okay? -Anita

Everyone spends their lives trying to balance their world between good and evil.

Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.