Is it better to outmonster the monsters or to be quietly devoured?

You are an abomination before God. Jesus loves you too, I said smiling.

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

I'm not afraid of heights, but the idea of falling from them, well, that I'm afraid of.

Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" "I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said. "I rest my case.

Anyone who doesn't believe that the forest is a deadly place has never been lost in one.

Graves are for the living, not the dead. It gives us something to concentrate on instead of the fact that our loved one is rotting under the ground.