I told her why we are here. I told you wouldn't hurt Jack." "The coffin?" I smiled. I couldn't help it. He was a 'jack in a box.

Is it better to outmonster the monsters or to be quietly devoured?

the pain of that first lost was still raw. You could deal with it, endure it, but never escape it.

I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

Now that's an Okay that really means Okay, not that Okay that women use that means everything but Okay.

It feels like we're in a Harry Potter book talking about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

I’d learned a long time ago that you can’t prove a negative. You can prove that you did something, but it’s the devil to prove you didn’t do something.