Rafael, the Rat King, stared at the carnage with black-button eyes. "She is dead." "Ding dong, the witch is dead.

I think like a detective.

My right hand was sort of casually near my gun, without looking like I was reaching for my gun. It wasn't easy. Reaching for a gun usually looks like reaching for a gun. No one seemed to notice though. Goody for our side.

Everyone wants to grow up to be a faerie princess. Trust me, It's overrated

[Roland] jerked back too fast to see, and his fist was suddenly connecting with my chin. I didn't pass out, but my body went limp. Part of me was screaming silently. The other part was saying, 'Oh, what pretty trees.

Every relationship is messed up. What makes it really perfect is if you still want to be there when things suck.

Most women complain that there are no single, straight men left. I’d just like to meet one who’s human.