If they cheat, can I shoot them?

Graves are for the living, not the dead. It gives us something to concentrate on instead of the fact that our loved one is rotting under the ground.

Sometimes it's not the optimist you need, but another pessimist to walk beside you.

I'll do my bit tonight, but forgive me if it's a little harder to keep going than normal. Forgive me if I'm not superwoman after all." "Not superwoman?" he exclaimed, putting a hand on his chest in mock surprise. "You've lied to me all these years!

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

True love means you love the real person, not an ideal that you have in your head and superimpose over them. That's illusion and lies to me.

A certain type of man, when he loves for the first time, his love is not really love, it is possession. Possessions don't have rights or feelings; they are something to owned and controlled. He had spent more than a year trying to do just that, and failing.