Some people just don't seem to understand the concept of fiction. It is fiction; it ain't true, folks
Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.
I'm very judgmental person. It's one of my faults.
It always amazes me how many women like dangerous men. Men who almost from the moment you meet them, you know are bad news. Me, I prefer my men kinder, gentler, nice. Niceness is highly underrated by most people.
I enjoy my anger, it’s the only hobby I have.
No, death hadn't changed [Willie] much. But just in case, I avoided looking directly into his eyes. It was standard policy for dealing with vampires. He was a slime bucket, but now he was an undead slime bucket.