Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident.

Most women use more brains picking a horse in the third at Belmont than they do picking a husband

A man's illness is his private territory and, no matter how much he loves you and how close you are, you stay an outsider. You are healthy.

In the world of relationships, possibly the most complicated, uncommon, hard to find, hard to keep and most rewarding has got to be friendship.

I'm a total Democrat. I'm anti-Republican. And it's only fair that you know it... I'm liberal. The L word!

They think actors are freaks - that we're a lot of drunks who party all the time and never work. Well, I for one work my tail off.

I'm total, total, total liberal and proud of it.