In case you didn't notice me, I'm the less attractive friend to the right.

Look at me. Home boy wore combat boots to the beach. I know you don’t want to call that your boyfriend, I know you don’t.

You don't want a slob, but you don't want a guy who is constantly borrowing your tweezers.

Some people are willing to betray years of friendship just to get a little bit of the spotlight.

You don't get that many people in your life that you can just tell anything to.

I love anything really feminine. I love any sort of girly detail - anything with a bow or a heart on it, I'm immediately in love with.

I think clothes hang beautifully on thin women.