I don't have the best dating track record.

As people grow up, they realize it's less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones.

Love...who needed love? As long as she had her books and her friends and an occasional hookup, she was perfectly content.

As soon as I walk out that door, you're gonna decide you want me back. You might even tell yourself that you're in love with me. But you're not. You never will be.

I can't even read a script. I've tried and it's painful to watch.

I don't have the best dating track record.

I haven't met a woman without insecurities.