'What's your favorite position?' 'CEO.'

You don't want a slob, but you don't want a guy who is constantly borrowing your tweezers.

I read a lot of 'Spark Notes' in high school.

Being responsible for another human life terrifies me, because I kill plants.

I don't really have a talent. I can't sing or act or dance or perform, those talents. All I can do is be myself.

I'm a bad dater. I'm the most socially awkward person, like carrying on conversations and stuff.

He had a lot of different smiles, and Jane was getting to know them all.