To be told we are loved is not enough. We must feel loved.

Most authors have one idea per book. Shakespeare had two per sentence.

No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!

I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.

That's the mistake women make - you shouldn't see your makeup. We don't want to look like we've made an effort.

I know some good old gals in their 50s and 60s. All these women tell me, 'Forty to 50. Those are the hot times.' So far, you couldn't prove it by me. But hell, I'm only two years in.

I wanted to be a lot of things. There were a million things I wanted to do. I still do. Acting is one of the good ways of doing it you know, because you can be all those things.