I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.

No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!

The doctors told me I'd be fine if I play only golf and tennis doubles for the rest of my life. But I dive. I dogsled. I trek. I guess I'll have surgery.

We need a new religion.

The last thing we need is yet another makeup company. Even I have a nervous breakdown when I go through the department store makeup floor.

Whatever tension is on set can end up on your face.

I'm the oldest pretty face around.