If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
Laurence HousmanProsecution I have managed to avoid; but I have been arrested, charged in a police court, have refused to be bound over, and thereupon have been unconditionally released - to my great regret; for I have always wanted to know what going to prison was like.
Laurence Housman