One may as well be asleep as to read for anything but to improve his mind and morals, and regulate his conduct.
Laurence SterneTitles of honour are like the impressions on coin; — which add no value to gold and silver, but only render brass current.
Laurence SterneIt is not in the power of every one to taste humor, however he may wish it; it is the gift of God! and a true feeler always brings half the entertainment along with him.
Laurence SterneTo have the fear of God before our eyes, and, in our mutual dealings with each other, to govern our actions by the eternal measures of right and wrong:MThe first of these will comprehend the duties of religion;Mthe second, those of morality, which are so inseparably connected together, that you cannot divide these two tableswithout breaking and mutually destroying them both.
Laurence Sterne