To write a book is for all the world like humming a songโbe but in tune with yourself, madam, 'tis no matter how high or how low you take it.
Laurence SterneI begin with writing the first sentenceโand trusting to Almighty God for the second.
Laurence SterneAlways carry it in thy mind, and act upon it, as a sure maxim: "That women are timid:" And 'tis well they are--else there would beno dealing with them.
Laurence SterneWe lose the right of complaining sometimes, by denying something, but this often triples its force.
Laurence SterneI have undertaken, you see, to write not only my life, but my opinions also; hoping and expecting that your knowledge of my character, and of what kind of a mortal I am, by the one, would give you a better relish for the other: As you proceed further with me, the slight acquaintance which is now beginning betwixt us, will grow into familiarity; and that, unless one of us is in fault, will terminate in friendship.
Laurence Sterne