Keyholes are the occasions of more sin and wickedness, than all other holes in this world put together.
Laurence SterneI am persuaded that every time a man smiles - but much more so when he laughs - it adds something to this fragment of life.
Laurence SterneSo long as a man rides his hobbyhorse peaceably and quietly along the King's highway, and neither compels you or me to get up behind him - pray, Sir, what have either you or I to do with it?
Laurence SterneYe whose clay-cold heads and luke-warm hearts can argue down or mask your passions--tell me, what trespass is it that man should have them?... If nature has so wove her web of kindness, that some threads of love and desire are entangled with the piece--must the whole web be rent in drawing them out?
Laurence Sterne