I'm a real workaholic.

I'm an average enough person to point to the things I've gotten to see that are awe-inspiring.

When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force. And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom!

History is an angel being blown backwards into the future

My secret dream is to write an epic poem. That's probably the most pretentious thing I've said.

I just sort of wish people would dance differently. It reminds me of teenage sex.

You know, for every dollar a man makes a woman makes 63 cents. Now, fifty years ago that was 62 cents. So, with that kind of luck, it’ll be the year 3,888 before we make a buck.