Some friends of mine work in an office. They were getting really nervous from their coffee breaks, so they started to have wig breaks. They tried on wigs for 15 minutes. They found this relaxing. So that's Wig Therapy.

I just sort of wish people would dance differently. It reminds me of teenage sex.

People who were born alone are defined by feelings like "Who's gonna be with me when I die? Who will ever understand me? Will I always feel so alone? Maybe if I write a book..." and you forget that that doesn't help you so much.

I'm one of the first Americans who wasn't a torturer or an interrogator.

Dogs don't just like us, they love us, and they admire us. The big reason they admire us is we invented cars. They're like, "Yes, we get to go somewhere!" Go somewhere faster, with their head out the window, and their ears, like, "Yes! Yes!"

I know a lot of people who have weird specialties that are not taught in schools; they're things that you learn in life.

I think a lot of people in Washington are extremely suspicious of NASA.