It's just such a great miracle when things do work, and they work for such a wild variety of crazy reasons.

I just sort of wish people would dance differently. It reminds me of teenage sex.

I'm an average enough person to point to the things I've gotten to see that are awe-inspiring.

I really trust audiences as having excellent taste, for the most part.

If there are bases on the moon, that would be the end of the moon as we know it.

You know, for every dollar a man makes a woman makes 63 cents. Now, fifty years ago that was 62 cents. So, with that kind of luck, it’ll be the year 3,888 before we make a buck.

I kind of didn't believe the doctors when they came over and they said you're not going to be able to walk again. I'm sorry to tell you this. I thought who is this guy? I just was so impatient with the whole thing. I knew I was going to walk again. I knew that I was going to do that.