There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for the holidays.

Emma is a mattress who got thrown off the truck when her parents split up. It's not like you can blame a mattress when people don't tie it down tight enough.

I'm the only one sitting alone, under the glowing neon sign which reads, "Complete and Total Loser, Not Quite Sane. Stay Away. Do Not Feed.

be aggressive, BE-BE Aggressive! B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E

You must walk alone to find your soul.

When life sucks, read. They can't yell at you for that. And if they do, then you can ignore them.

Can't escape pain, kiddo. Battle through it and you get stronger.