There is nothing wrong with me. These are really sick people, sick that you can see.

This is wonderful, wonderful! Be the bird. You are the bird. Sacrifice yourself to abandoned family values.

They say they have noticed me drawing. I almost tell them right then and there. They noticed.

I am super proud of being an American, but we fail our veterans every day.

I watch some kids ask the cafeteria ladies to sign their books. What do they write: "Hope your chicken patties never bleed?" Or, maybe, "May your Jell-O always wiggle?

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't.

The trick to surviving an interrogation is patience. Don't offer up anything. Don't explain. Answer the question and only the question that is asked so you don't accidentally put your head in a noose.