I am not going to think about it. It was ugly, but it’s over, and I’m not going to think about it.

I just thought of a great theory that explains everything. When I went to that party, I was abducted by aliens. They have created a fake Earth and fake high school to study me and my reactions. This certainly explains cafeteria food.

It was like looking at a knot, knowing it was a knot, but not knowing how to untie it. I had no map for this life.

I pull my lower lip all the way in between my teeth. If I try hard enough, maybe I can gobble my whole self this way.... I didn't try hard enough to swallow myself.

This is not our fight', the old man said. 'British or American, that is not the choice. You must choose your own side, find your road through the valley of darkness that will lead you to the river Jordan. . . Look hard for your river Jordan, my child. You'll find it.

I like cheeseburgers too much to be a model.

I knew how much it hurt to be the daughter of people who can't see you, not even if you are standing in front of them stomping your feet.