Holmes, I'm a 24 year old prude.
The last dog I had was an Irish wolfhound - now that is a dog. Rather spoils a person for a lesser canine, that is, anything under a hundredweight.
That's what tears are for, you know, to wash away the fear and cool the hate.
I crawled into my book and pulled the pages over my head.
Blogs are the main exception I make in my aversion to complex machinery.
When you're putting together a story, sometimes you just have to skip over the boring bits.