I don't even know how to swim!

My kids can't watch ('Howard the Duck'). By the time I get in bed with the duck, they are, like, 'Turn it off, mom. You in bed with a duck is just pretty much a deal breaker.'

I only grow hair in places that men like.

In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.

And I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss.

My mother told me to raise my kids with calculated neglect. They get their self-worth from doing what they can do and not having everything done for them.

Of course, I'd like to produce and direct a blockbuster, but you gotta build up to that. So now I'm learning from a bunch of little movies. And it's more fun with smaller pictures. It's more creative.