I don't know what the secret is when I am writing it - it really is a surprise to me.

I know I'm smarter than an armadillo

Never forget a Favor, Never forgive a Slight!

I'm a rich man. To have everything you need is the definition of affluence.

I'm not afraid of death. Death's afraid of me.

Don't be sad that roses have thorns. Be glad that thorns have Roses. Today's the day I worried about yesterday and it didn't happen.

Lone women shouldn't stop in the middle of nowhere for giant unkempt strangers with duct tape on their faces.