Never forget a Favor, Never forgive a Slight!

Don't be sad that roses have thorns. Be glad that thorns have Roses. Today's the day I worried about yesterday and it didn't happen.

They found out about him in July and stayed angry all through August. They tried to kill him in September. It was way too soon. They weren't ready. The attempt was a failure. It could have been a disaster, but it was actually a miracle. Because nobody noticed.

For me the end of a book is just as exciting as it is for a reader.

That should be your town motto. It's all I ever hear. Like: New Hampshire, Live Free or Die. It should be: Despair, You Need To Leave Now.

A handgun at two hundred feet is the same thing as crossing your fingers and making a wish.

Now they broke my toothbrush, I don't own anything.