The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come.

There's a billboard in a little farm town in the Midwest that says: IF YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT FARMERS, DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.

Most people are looking for security, a nice, safe, prosperous future. And there's nothing wrong with that. It's called the American Dream.

I've got to get stop getting fired like this. People will start to think I'm a drifter.

I guess I invented extended warranties, because that's all we had to sell at Chrysler in those days.

The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.

In a completely rational society, the best of us would aspire to be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for something less, because passing civilization along from one generation to the next ought to be the highest honor and the highest responsibility anyone could have.