When I first signed with the Yankees, the regulars wouldn't talk to you until you were with the team three or four years. Nowadays the rookies get $100,000 to sign and they don't talk to the regulars.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

If you don't throw it, they can't hit it.

I don't know. I've never been on second before.

I never had a bad night in my life, but I've had a few bad mornings.

I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.

When Neil Armstrong first set foot on the moon, he and all the space scientists were puzzled by an unidentifiable white object. I knew immediately what it was. That was a home run ball hit off me in 1933 by Jimmie Foxx.